Monday, June 5th, 2006
To catch a Viswanathan
In a temporary respite from Bush jokes, we bring you some Kaavya jokes.
- At traffic lights in Mumbai, they are selling a pirated version of Kaavya’s plagiarised book.
- Kaavya’s book shouldn’t be withdrawn from bookstores. Just moved to the crime section.
- Opal Mehta: the internalisational bestseller.
- Kaavya didn’t copy. She outsourced.
- Kaavya may have copy-pasted. But the MS Word was her own.
- Opal Mehta: the movie. A Dreamworks production of a Kaavya Viswanathan internalisation of a Megan McCafferty novel.
- Kaavya has lost her publishing contract but hey, an endorsement contract for Xerox may be in the offing.